thedailywhat:

Google Suggestion of the Day: This still makes heaps more sense than dinosaur/human coexistence.
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thedailywhat:

Google Suggestion of the Day: This still makes heaps more sense than dinosaur/human coexistence.

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discussmeovercigarettes:

This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent’s marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.

discussmeovercigarettes:

This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent’s marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.

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Search your first name followed by 'is' in parenthesis into google, and post the first one that comes up:

fishingforadream:

wordsdontsink:

seaofglass:

thefloralsofa:

loganjack:

breathingvioletfog:

lapoor:

laurencephilomene:

coldandpale:

izelana:

yeahkatie:

katie is short for

india is losing a maoist battle

amber is the color of your energy

Laurence is my hot hot sex (lol?)

lauren is a loser (nooooo)

Tara, Goddess of Peace and Protection (:D)

Logan is crawling with cats. (lul)

Kennedy is a nobody

rosie is one of a kind.

Jess is fat.

AHAHAHAA

Katherine is awesome. (you changed the spelling of my name, bitch.)

Rebecca is Emily. WTF who is Emily?!

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